Boston is a heck of a city!
Pretty much avoid anything, Boston is terrible.
Just joking. Mostly. On the whole, really, it's just another big city but it smells like seafood and smoke. The whole city is overpriced. Perspective: a bagel sammy and a drink in Detroit at Dunkin' $5+ but in Boston for the same is $8+ and it's only a .5% higher sales tax! Extreme.
The first time I was there I walked all over town, got lost a little, walked more, and so on. I visited Copps Hill Burial Ground, Old North Church, The Tea Party Museum and a few other small things since it was raining and I was only passing through town for about seven hours. Keep reading to find out an outsider's perspective on what's fun in Boston and what's cliche, overpriced or just plan not worth it.
Now, I'm not a total hater, because I did enjoy a few things whilst in Boston both times. For instance, the food is pretty ok if you find something far away from the constant scent of clam chowder. Mostly the pizza is good. I did just hear recently that Boston became the number one pizza eating city in the US- so that's something! Plus, every other block here is pretty photogenic- landmarks, historic buildings, modern buildings with nice copper accents, Leo DiCapio in the wax museum window! Gotta love that!
I understand that Boston is really proud of it's sealife and foodlife. There are lobstahs everywhere. And clams. And cream sauces- which I do like. The restaurants pretty much all serve clam chowder, which I get because it's their thing, but every single one can't be the best, you guys. And none are cheap. Pro Tip: Pretty good rule of thumb is that if they have a menu outside in a case for your convenience- it will not be a cheap date. We did go to Benveneto's on Boston's North End and had a really great meal. I got the spinach crepes and it was delightful and filling. A tad overindulgent, but totally worth it. The bill was nearly $100 for two people after tip, though. A fun night out but not a habitual thing.
The Boston Tea Party Museum: Pretty cool if you're really into Boston history and things. It cost $28 and was def not worth it. But, since the price is not listed anywhere when you walk up, by time you order your ticket in and they're handing it over to you, you're kind of harangued into the price (sneaky), lest you look like a jackass saying "nevermind" as you run away. It was good visual learning and the actors were a lot of fun and very helpful. I got to participate and shout about windows in a court room, throw some tea into the harbor and commit treason. Unless you have money to burn, there's almost no real point in coming here because it's an expensive 4th grade history book reenactment.
Walking around aimlessly can be fun but everyone seems like they're in such a rush, no matter the time of day. The beer flows freely, as well, which Chris liked. He did say the Sam Adams tastes better actually in Boston. Also, there seems to always be a fruit market going on with some sort of musical, dance or kids act going on by the Sephora. We also strayed in Dorchester one night and walked to a Korean Cafe called CoCo Leaf, and I had a lovely chocolate cake that took me two days to eat. They're also very proud of Ray Bolger in Dorchester. You'd think he was the only person to come out of Dorchester. Which he very well may be.
The bad: Boston is expensive. Can't repeat myself enough there. And, oddly, there are small convenience stores (party store for us Michiganders) that are still cash only BUT it's not posted any place, they just tell everyone as they get to the register! Old North Church isn't necessarily bad, but it wasn't really anything worth seeing. Yes, it's old. But the whole city is old. Sure, Paul Revere went there. But it's still a pretty empty church and after walking for 25 minutes to find it, I spent about two minutes inside, a little disappointed, because there's almost nothing to see, and I think I even had to donate a buck just to go inside. I couldn't even light a candle. Not to besmirch a good church, as I am sure some people love it, but really, I felt like I had walked two miles in the rain to see the church only to go "oh, that's a big hill, I wonder what's there" and it was Copps Hill. That's the nicest thing I can say about it. Sorry. As for easy food, you saw my bit above there about how Dunkin' Donuts is almost twice as expensive. Walking around downtown, if you only want to spend a few bucks on something quick there are almost no options unless you just want snack bars. A bagel and drink, oi, I tell ya! I was constantly sticker shocked in May because it was my pit stop to get to my destination, so I wasn't ready to drop a bunch of cash just to eat in my pit stop town! I still had a week ahead of me. So, if you're using Boston as a layover, bring your lunchbox and thermos.
The Ugly: Another not great thing is that in city center there's a troupe of dancers like there is in any major tourist city that use kids, grown men and women and dancers from "all over the world". Its legit a 20 minute show, filled with great movements and content, but they talk a lot of shit and make people feel badly or stupid for not donating a $20 spot or more. I'm a sucker for street performers, really I am, but these guys were all dicks. I get it's their shtick, but, it comes off greedy, arrogant and offensive. Fuckin bros. Get a handle on your panhandlers, Boston! They rude! Good dancers, though. Also, people don't want you to pet their dogs.
Now, you should know that this opinion piece is coming directly from a Detroit Red Wings fan and has everything to do with my opinions on each of our respected NHL teams and locations. Also chiming in are my bank account, my boredom factor and my want and ability to wander around aimlessly with about 25,000 other people at any given street corner. I don't hate Boston, but I also wouldn't go there unless there's a reason or layover.
I'm sure everyone has something to say about this historic city, let me know your thoughts on places to visit in Boston, places to eat, and things to do in the comments below and maybe I'll check out your suggestions!
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Pretty much avoid anything, Boston is terrible.
Just joking. Mostly. On the whole, really, it's just another big city but it smells like seafood and smoke. The whole city is overpriced. Perspective: a bagel sammy and a drink in Detroit at Dunkin' $5+ but in Boston for the same is $8+ and it's only a .5% higher sales tax! Extreme.
The first time I was there I walked all over town, got lost a little, walked more, and so on. I visited Copps Hill Burial Ground, Old North Church, The Tea Party Museum and a few other small things since it was raining and I was only passing through town for about seven hours. Keep reading to find out an outsider's perspective on what's fun in Boston and what's cliche, overpriced or just plan not worth it.
Now, I'm not a total hater, because I did enjoy a few things whilst in Boston both times. For instance, the food is pretty ok if you find something far away from the constant scent of clam chowder. Mostly the pizza is good. I did just hear recently that Boston became the number one pizza eating city in the US- so that's something! Plus, every other block here is pretty photogenic- landmarks, historic buildings, modern buildings with nice copper accents, Leo DiCapio in the wax museum window! Gotta love that!
I understand that Boston is really proud of it's sealife and foodlife. There are lobstahs everywhere. And clams. And cream sauces- which I do like. The restaurants pretty much all serve clam chowder, which I get because it's their thing, but every single one can't be the best, you guys. And none are cheap. Pro Tip: Pretty good rule of thumb is that if they have a menu outside in a case for your convenience- it will not be a cheap date. We did go to Benveneto's on Boston's North End and had a really great meal. I got the spinach crepes and it was delightful and filling. A tad overindulgent, but totally worth it. The bill was nearly $100 for two people after tip, though. A fun night out but not a habitual thing.
The Boston Tea Party Museum: Pretty cool if you're really into Boston history and things. It cost $28 and was def not worth it. But, since the price is not listed anywhere when you walk up, by time you order your ticket in and they're handing it over to you, you're kind of harangued into the price (sneaky), lest you look like a jackass saying "nevermind" as you run away. It was good visual learning and the actors were a lot of fun and very helpful. I got to participate and shout about windows in a court room, throw some tea into the harbor and commit treason. Unless you have money to burn, there's almost no real point in coming here because it's an expensive 4th grade history book reenactment.
Copps Hill Burial Grounds: I loved this. It's a free activity, and you can see some really old grave stones. The Mather's family tomb, which, for any Salem Witch Trial know-it-all, is something worth seeing. Chump. What's really neat is the explanations of the old stones, and their symbols. Death's Head on your stone represents mortality (as if you need it to represent it- you're dead. It's obvious.) as do skeletons. They later evolved into winged skulls to add religious influence. Other winged beings came later, like cherubs, which are scarier looking than a skull, but what can ya do? Urns are prevalent, as well, to symbolize death (again, see the words burial ground) and weeping willows were, you guessed it, a symbol of death but being sad about it. Those came about in the American Revolution. Coats of arms and family crests are also seen, but a touch more uncommon since they cost more money and skill and not everyone could afford it. Those are the only style that don't seem to redundantly scream "Here lyes such and such- he's really dead and wants you to know about it".
The epitaph on Captain Daniel Malcolm’s tombstone at Copp’s Hill is riddled with the marks of British bullets- I wish I would have known that while I was there. How festive! I really like old cemeteries and grounds, and especially ones like this that are historical, decayed and broken. So, naturally I would recommend it. It's right down the road from the Old North Church. The uphill walk will kick your butt, too, but it has a nice view of the Charles River and the dynamics of the city.
South Station is beautiful. I love me some architecture and 1898 really knew how to show off. Fun Fact about me- my pub trivia team name is Michael Dukakis and the Cultural Warriors. And this is the Michael Dukakis Transpo Center. Fitting. The bad: Boston is expensive. Can't repeat myself enough there. And, oddly, there are small convenience stores (party store for us Michiganders) that are still cash only BUT it's not posted any place, they just tell everyone as they get to the register! Old North Church isn't necessarily bad, but it wasn't really anything worth seeing. Yes, it's old. But the whole city is old. Sure, Paul Revere went there. But it's still a pretty empty church and after walking for 25 minutes to find it, I spent about two minutes inside, a little disappointed, because there's almost nothing to see, and I think I even had to donate a buck just to go inside. I couldn't even light a candle. Not to besmirch a good church, as I am sure some people love it, but really, I felt like I had walked two miles in the rain to see the church only to go "oh, that's a big hill, I wonder what's there" and it was Copps Hill. That's the nicest thing I can say about it. Sorry. As for easy food, you saw my bit above there about how Dunkin' Donuts is almost twice as expensive. Walking around downtown, if you only want to spend a few bucks on something quick there are almost no options unless you just want snack bars. A bagel and drink, oi, I tell ya! I was constantly sticker shocked in May because it was my pit stop to get to my destination, so I wasn't ready to drop a bunch of cash just to eat in my pit stop town! I still had a week ahead of me. So, if you're using Boston as a layover, bring your lunchbox and thermos.
The Ugly: Another not great thing is that in city center there's a troupe of dancers like there is in any major tourist city that use kids, grown men and women and dancers from "all over the world". Its legit a 20 minute show, filled with great movements and content, but they talk a lot of shit and make people feel badly or stupid for not donating a $20 spot or more. I'm a sucker for street performers, really I am, but these guys were all dicks. I get it's their shtick, but, it comes off greedy, arrogant and offensive. Fuckin bros. Get a handle on your panhandlers, Boston! They rude! Good dancers, though. Also, people don't want you to pet their dogs.
I'm sure everyone has something to say about this historic city, let me know your thoughts on places to visit in Boston, places to eat, and things to do in the comments below and maybe I'll check out your suggestions!
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I really liked your blog as it mentions the pros and cons of Boston so it is really informative
ReplyDeleteLOL! What a Fun Read about a city that I've never been to - loved hearing your highs and lows from your visit and I really got a sense of the place. From your interesting perspective I feel like I could write a book with this city as a setting, I just might have to visit for a weekend and get the positive ions going. Loved your post - Thanks so much for sharing, I'll take your recommendations to heart.
ReplyDeleteLoved this! A very fun and realistic overview - definitely somewhere I'll visit one day.
ReplyDeleteEbony x
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I've never been to Boston. I have always found it interesting because it is rich in history.
ReplyDeleteSad to hear it’s pricey and smelly. I’ve always wanted to visit but it’s so cold most of the time (I hear). Spring would probably be a good time to go.
ReplyDeleteWell I ended up laughing quite a bit while reading this post! Thanks for keeping it real. I've always wanted to visit Boston, and I still do. But now I'll be prepared.
ReplyDeleteThis post had me laughing a lot and some great pictures! Think I still want to visit someday minus the cons!
ReplyDeleteThank you for posting this. I was just thinking we should make another trip into Boston. We have been there a few times but were just driving through. Thank you for the ideas. I think we may want to at least make a trip there for the tea party museum. I think the kids would find it interesting.
ReplyDeleteI've never been to Boston but I've always wanted to visit. Great guide, a really fun read with the way you've structured it too x
ReplyDeleteSophie
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I've got a friend in Boston so I go over maybe once a year. It IS pricey, I am considering getting a CityPass next time to bring down that cost and have a few things on my list to do.
ReplyDeleteI've never been to the States. I heard a lot about Boston but I know more now about it. Hopefully, I will visit Boston one day.
ReplyDeleteI have always wanted to go to boston! maybe 2019 is the year! :)
ReplyDeleteI can feel a strong honesty in your post. Seems like Bostonian so proud of themselves and everything in it. Maybe because it's full of history? I know my son wants to walk all through that 4th Grade American History. I think we have to stop for grocery shopping before entering Boston. lol.
ReplyDeleteA trace of rich history is what makes a place very interesting. It helps to attract people to know. You did a great job telling more about Boston
ReplyDeleteI have never been to Boston. I had heard it was a fun place to shop and a city filled with history. Thanks for all the info..The good, the bad and the ugly.
ReplyDeleteAhh this hurts me! I'm a born and raised masshole, die hard Bruins fan, and I love me some Boston! Sorry you didn't like it but sounds like you went in TRYING to find reasons to hate it lol
ReplyDeleteNah I never do! I just wasnt blown away. I spent too much and got too little. The flight over is really cool, like in landing, and the public transpo is actually reliable. But aside from some cool looking neighborhoods and saying hey, I'm not at home, it was just another city.
DeleteI love Boston but hate the expense! I would love to go again if it didn't cost $150 a night just for an Airbnb. Alas, I do really enjoy Boston for the history and LOVE Salem.
ReplyDeleteI live like 45 minutes from Boston & I've spent basically no time there lol! I did hear it was super expensive though!! There are some spots that I do want to check out.
ReplyDelete-Madi xo
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Great review! Boston has always been on my list and it still sounds fun but bit of a shame it's so expensive.
ReplyDeleteAlso, may have lost me with "people don't want you to pet their dogs."
What kind of monsters are they?!
I KNOW!!! One guy actually moved his dog to the other side of his body while walking so that HE was between us and his dog! And the dog was happy waggily small dog excited type!
DeleteBoston is on top of my list for US cities I haven't been to yet and despite it all, u just made me wanna go even more ;)
ReplyDeleteI have never visited Boston. But it is a place I want to visit. Thank you for the review. It seems like a lot of fun. The South looks beautiful. Is that the downtown area?
ReplyDeleteI've always thought Boston would be a neat place to visit...I guess I'll keep it on the list!
ReplyDeletethis post was such a fun read!! while still being very informative! I had a friend you lived outside of boston for about a year and we were going to go up and visit her for July 4th of last year but ended up not being able to go. I was going to get a “boston card” online to help with some of the expenses and be able to do more. I’m from NC so everything up North seems crazy pricey to me! But thank you so much for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI love city cards! I recommend looking at their schedules. Some parts are seasonal so its a bit of a bummer.
DeleteBeing from Texas we don’t really have much down here that measures up to Boston or really anything in the north history. So when I went to Boston I really enjoyed the architecture the old building the street. The fact that street had called associate itself was pretty beautiful. I went on a work trip so I can’t really say much about how expensive it is because I didn’t really pay attention to it but I can only imagine. I will stay at the airport, which I really what is it expensive at the airport, a lobster roll was like $50. Overall I enjoyed Boston. But I enjoyed your perspective as well.
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