Review: Salem Witch Museum

Going to the Salem Witch Museum has been a goal of mine since I was 16 (in 2000) and first got really into the Salem Witch Trials. My mom told me stories about when she went and let me use some of her photos for a class project (she went in the mid-80s so I assumed it would be renovated since but they were good visuals anyhow). So to be able to go to Salem during Halloween festivities like Salem Horror Fest and Haunted Happenings was an incredible dream come true! More on that later, I'm sure!

We went to the Museum after taking in a few sites and hanging out with my new best friends Andre and Henry from Wolfman's Got Nards, a doc about the Cult Classic film Monster Squad for the Salem Horror Fest. Anyhoo, Andre Gower said that this was the one must do in Salem, since it's the biggest historical element and classic Salem tour stop. We were already planning on going, but it's still nice to feel validated with someone else's thoughts on a place of interest. *I'll just go ahead and pick up those names I dropped up there*
Happy Birthday, Hocus Pocus!

We had to wait in a long line just to buy tickets, but it wasn't the worst, just cold. That can hardly be the museum's fault, though, right? Witches... There were decorations to take photos of and with, and all kind of Hocus Pocus fans to meet. Legit. I was bummed that there were white tents up to block the museum from any photographic glory I may have achieved, but honestly, you see one photo of the outside, you've seen most. We get it, Roger Conant, you were the first baby born to Salem. Here's your statue.

Once inside we were ushered into a large darkened room with a red glowing floor. That part was cool, and we learned from slightly interactive displays about the events specific to Salem 1692 and how basically Cotton Mather was a garbage person and teenage girls are not to be trusted at their word. A few of the heroes and "heroes" of this story:

  • Rebecca Nurse was too old and deaf to really care about the trials after a series of examinations, so her lack of continued pleading was proof she was a witch. 
  • Sarah Good didn't donate money to the church because she said she couldn't afford it- so, yeah, witch. 
  • Tituba, the Parris slave/babysitter who used to watch over the kids and make witch cakes with John, their other slave/ Native to point out who afflicted the girls- you guessed it, a witch (could be true). 
  • John Proctor called the girls out on their bullshit, so, believe it or not, witch. 
  • Reverend George Burroughs was pointed out by crotchety old congregation members in Salem who wanted his money and land. His crime was that he was strong and surely no man can lift a gun without the Devil's aid, so... Witch. (Never a warlock for men, as that term is deemed foul, evil and tainted by the devil. Like mudblood, I suppose.)
  • Martha Corey was a God-fearing and pias woman who reportedly said that the girls were liars, as well. She believed that telling the truth would exonerate her and stated that witchcraft does not exist. Then Ann Putnam said that Martha had a yellow bird sucking on her head.... so, yeah, totally a witch. She was strung up like everyone else. 
  • Giles Corey, everyone's favorite Salem martyr, had his very own display and explanation, and despite him initially being tried for murder of a farmhand years ahead, AND turning on HIS OWN WIFE to witch hunters before they grabbed him for being an associate of hers, the beloved man's story will be forever remembered as saying "more weight" when he would not confess to being a witch. What a hero! What a loaded run on sentence that was! For those not in the know; pressed to death=crushed by giant stones piled on until you die terribly. 
More weight! To cover my shame for essentially signing my wife's death warrant!- Giles, probably.
He doesn't deserve a clear photo. Still not sorry, Giles. 
The hanging of George Burroughs. Not Martha Corey.

After the talking display ended (talking displays? Witchcraft!) we were ushered past the giftshop to a non-interactive timeline of the history of witches. We saw examples of herbs and dried flowers used in medicines thought to be of witches and witch doctor types, learned the more brief history of American witch trials compared to Europe (everyone was a heretic back in those days) to the more modern Hollywood takes on witchdom and some Wicca history of Europe and North America.
I stole this shot (without flash) while not even looking at my screen

The museum showcased the term "Witch Hunt" as more than specific to witches; it's the center of a campaign direction to a person or group holding unpopular practices or opinions. It poses a very political question of Fear+Trigger=Scapegoat. It means that the fear combined with a trigger, which can be a person, an action, an epidemic, equals out to be the "fault" of the scapegoat-person, group or blamed party. People become mouthpieces for radical events, genocides, Kafkaesque oppression, as a means to fuel fear or panic and target with their self-righteousness, hate and confusion. Ya with me? It sucks. Be your own mind.
The devil made us all do it.

The Museum itself, for all of it's displays, could seem downright terrifying. Spoiler alert- it does not appear to have been renovated since my mom visited 30 years ago. The gaunt waxy statues symbolic of the people hopefully resting in peace are kind of nightmarish if you really stop to look at them. Some seem to have marble eyes that peer right through you, which, admittedly, was part of the fun for me. Some of them brought out an involuntary "OH GOD" when seeing them lit up in person, but hey, that just makes it more fun to look at and makes the horrors of these atrocities all the more memorable. This, aesthetically, was right up my creepy alley. Imagine if they came to life. Scarier than a wax museum for sure!
RIP Rebecca Nurse

The Salem Witch Museum is more than just a diorama of terrifying and /or harmless witches from 300+ years ago and so on. It's a constant beacon for political activism in the way that it teaches you part of the why and how of the times, and how it's something we are still subject to today. It seems hokey inside, but when you leave it really causes (or should cause) one to think about the everyday injustices we see, even minutely. I think it would give pause to anyone who ever felt bullied, cheated or misunderstood (and so on). It made me reflect some, personally, and hopefully can reach more people this way in the future.
So eerie.

Though I'm not sure I would go again the next time I'm in Salem, it's worth seeing once. You learn a little bit, have some fun, buy a book. A good day and well worth the $12 admission price.
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  1. I remember reading this story in school! It was so good! I would love to visit this museum one day! It looks so fun and intriguing!

  2. This place seems as eerie as it does cool. I love how it tries to get people to look past the gore and delve into the deeper meaning of what it is to crucify people we don’t understand. I’d take my kids here for that lesson alone.

  3. I have heard about the stories from Salem. Some of them are quite chilling. The museum looks quite interesting for a visit.

  4. This looks like such an interesting place to visit, and for $12 you can't beat it! I love learning bits and pieces of history like this, because some of the set-ups seem to chill you to your core while others leave you thinking about them for days to come. Great read!

  5. This looks awesome! I grew up near Sleepy Hollow, NY and we have similar festivities. It's pretty cool to wander through the cemetery and see names like "Ichabod Crane".

  6. I didn't know there was a museum for the Salem Witch Trials, that sounds so neat! Now I want to go, too. The stories are so interesting on why people thought others were a witch. Plus, I love a well-placed Harry Potter reference :)

  7. Seriously the perfect place to visit this time of the year!! :)

  8. Haha I was last there closer to when your mom was there than not (I think I was in high school). Can't say I'm surprised that it hasn't been renovated lol! Yup, good to see once, after that you're good!

  9. I did this a couple years ago and It was pretty cool to see. Salem was one of my favorite fall vacations.

  10. The Salem witch trials has always intrigued me. It's crazy how this ever happened yet I can see how it did. I've never been to Salem but would definitely check out this Museum. Plus $12 isn't bad for admission!

  11. I've always been interested in taking a closer look at intolerance of others different from ourselves, and although I've looked at the Witch Trials several times, I've actually never thought of visiting Salem! It'd probably be fun to see once, and I enjoyed your account!

  12. I've never been to Salem but it is on my list! I remember reading various books in my teens about the Salem witch trials (fiction and non-fiction), so darn crazy. I always felt like people just turned on each other for their own gain.


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